smart glasses are creepy
and you look stupid wearing them
a real solution to the cuck-ban epidemic
if you spot someone with smart glasses around you, you'll soon be able to switch them off remotely to preserve your privacy, as well as receive notifications if someone near you has taken a photo using them.
for those of you fell victim to marketing about 'living in the moment', the solution to this problem is less tech - not more.
faqs
when are you dropping the heat?+
probably in the next few weeks assuming i don't run out of weed (& monster mango loco)
i'm part of meta's legal team, where can i send a c&d?+
please reach out via any channels available to you on the internet. cease and desists must be typeset in a good serif font, printed on 600 gsm card and mailed with a strand of mark zuckerbergs hair.
how does it work?+
you wouldn't understand anyway, dw.
will i need a specific kind of phone?+
no
why did you put this website up if you're not gonna release it yet?+
i enjoy antagonizing my friends who checked out of their ideals to work on dumb shit for the bag$$$
aren't you sacrificing your chance at a job at meta?+
did that ages ago my guy
i have other questions+
i do not have answers